You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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