I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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