when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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