I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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