oh god the rape fog is back!
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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