Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
love makes seman taste better
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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