Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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