Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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go home
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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