I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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