I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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