If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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