Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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