I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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