WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
