every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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