i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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