Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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