Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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