I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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