they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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