Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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