Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
