I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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