Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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