If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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