This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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