Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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