I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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