do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
