Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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