could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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