apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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