The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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