I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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