Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
