I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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