this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have tasted many bathrooms
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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