i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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