break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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