Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm both gender and math confused
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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