**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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