When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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