I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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