(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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