It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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