Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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