Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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