the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
