Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I can text with my tongue
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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