what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
love makes seman taste better
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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