North Korea, Best Korea!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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