is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Randomize
