I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
accomplished twins. life is a go
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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