I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Where is the hickey?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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