You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I licked your asshole in confidence.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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