and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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